Mike, as my mom named my adopted goldfish, and I are starting to bond. Today I made him a lettuce and cucumber salad for breakfast and mashed potatoes for dinner, he loved both.. I even tried to feed him a little yogurt, but he didn’t like that at all. It’s almost his bedtime now. Mike’s one of those creepy creatures that sleeps with open eyes.
I wonder how much more exciting our relationship is going to get..
Also, I need to buy him a better home. Camping out in a salad bowl is just embarrassing.